Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies "yes Please"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn’t know whether she's walking or rolling.
Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she farts the whole planet came out.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
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