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A million in a million

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:11 pm
by fw12
A man was talking to God.
He said "God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, a million years to me, is like a second to you.

Then the man said "God, what is a million Dollars to you?"
God answered, a million Dollars to me, is like a penny to you.

The man thought for a while, and said,
"God, can you give me a penny"
God answered,
"sure, just a second."